Month: September 2018

Boyle Discovers His Da was an Aussie Mulls Socceroo Future

While it often seems as though the slimmest of Australian connections is all that it takes to earn Socceroo consideration, Martin Boyle’s discovery that his father was born in Australia if a bona fide qualification. Boyle plays in Scotland with Socceroos Mark Milligan and Jamie Maclaren and is now a target for scouting by Graham…

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NFL Player Retires During Halftime in Disrespectful Narcissistic Display

There are those who so badly crave attention that they behave badly, on the principle that even bad publicity is superior to no publicity. In the age where status is determined by the number of “likes” and the number of “followers,” the old Andy Warhol adage about everyone having 15 minutes of fame has shrunk…

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Barty Takes U.S. Open Doubles Title Millman Takes Out Federer

Ash Barty is bringing some metal home to Australia as she paired with CoCo Vandeweghe to win the women’s doubles at the 2018 U.S. Open in New York. Barty and Vandeweghe beat the doubles champs from the Australian Open, Timea Babos and Kristina Mladenovic, winning a tense match that required multiple tiebreakers. It was Barty’s…

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Pom Opener Cook Surprises with Surprise Retirement Announcement

With a 3 – 1 lead in his pocket, 33 years on his clock and his third child about to arrive, England’s Alastair Cook took the 3s as an omen that it was time to call time on his international cricket career. He will still play for his county side, Essex, but after 160 Test…

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